For those of you who scored as badly as I did on the Zombie survival quiz, the following may come in useful:

Zombie Advice

10 Responses to “Zombie Advice”
  1. erika says:

    hahaha niiice, thanks for the tips.

  2. Racquel says:

    really useful! Lately, I have been experiencing zombie nightmares and I’m totally clueless of what to do with those nasty creatures. Good thing I stumbled upon your blog. Now I know how to kick their asses when they visit me again in my dreams! :mrgreen: lolz.

  3. El Yanqui says:

    It’s up there with the worst case scenario survival guide books as things to know in a situation I don’t want to ever be in.

    Of course the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency at FVZA.org has been educating the public of zombie dangers for years now. When will we learn! :lol:

  4. Chris says:

    Hey, this is a public service blog ;-)

  5. First Kermit, now this.

    It’s not easy being green.

  6. Pinksy says:

    Is that a Threadless tee?

  7. Chris says:

    Possibly Pinksy, I found it on an anonymous page like so much else on the web….

  8. Pinksy says:

    Found it, thought it was… T-shirt

  9. zombait says:

    bwahahahahahahahahaha no wonder you scored so badly on the zombie survival quiz this zombie advise looks like it came straight out of shawn of the dead :mrgreen:

  10. Dustin says:

    I have some advice of my own,if you have to take a wiz or dump,let the zombies help, im sure theyll be more than happy to scare the crap out of you.Also if the zombies are smart and have ahold of a tank,get the HECK OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!!this also gives you the upper hand,this seems crazey, but run like heck to a building and make a plan to take that tank!!once you have the tank, wreak havok on those braindead suckers ;-)

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