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Jun 09 2007

Zombie Advice

Posted by Chris in Humour, Internet

For those of you who scored as badly as I did on the Zombie survival quiz, the following may come in useful:

Zombie Advice

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10 Responses to “Zombie Advice”
  1. erika says:
    June 10, 2007 at 1:49 am

    hahaha niiice, thanks for the tips.

  2. Racquel says:
    June 11, 2007 at 10:53 am

    really useful! Lately, I have been experiencing zombie nightmares and I’m totally clueless of what to do with those nasty creatures. Good thing I stumbled upon your blog. Now I know how to kick their asses when they visit me again in my dreams! :mrgreen: lolz.

  3. El Yanqui says:
    June 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    It’s up there with the worst case scenario survival guide books as things to know in a situation I don’t want to ever be in.

    Of course the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency at FVZA.org has been educating the public of zombie dangers for years now. When will we learn! :lol:

  4. Chris says:
    June 11, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Hey, this is a public service blog ;-)

  5. The Curmudgeon says:
    June 11, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    First Kermit, now this.

    It’s not easy being green.

  6. Pinksy says:
    June 11, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    Is that a Threadless tee?

  7. Chris says:
    June 11, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    Possibly Pinksy, I found it on an anonymous page like so much else on the web….

  8. Pinksy says:
    June 12, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Found it, thought it was… T-shirt

  9. zombait says:
    July 24, 2008 at 8:06 am

    bwahahahahahahahahaha no wonder you scored so badly on the zombie survival quiz this zombie advise looks like it came straight out of shawn of the dead :mrgreen:

  10. Dustin says:
    November 22, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    I have some advice of my own,if you have to take a wiz or dump,let the zombies help, im sure theyll be more than happy to scare the crap out of you.Also if the zombies are smart and have ahold of a tank,get the HECK OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!!this also gives you the upper hand,this seems crazey, but run like heck to a building and make a plan to take that tank!!once you have the tank, wreak havok on those braindead suckers ;-)

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