An allegedly true list of Country Song Titles.
Genius if it is true, still good if they’re not 
Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
I’m Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
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I like these ones best:
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye.
I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
What are these people on???
*lol* they’re priceless. They can’t be real song titles… can they?
Some of these are legit ’cause I’ve heard them. Never entirely in a clear-headed condition….
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life… yes, I seem to recall that one.
And they left off one that crossed over to the pop charts here: She got the gold mine, I got the shaft….