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Apr
Wishful Thinking
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny sweater puppies. Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said,
“Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
A guy sitting nearby looked up at her,
“By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?”
“Why, yes I am… How did you know?”
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”
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April 20th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Ha.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
ROFL!
Ok that was frickin funny
April 20th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
You just have a ‘thing’ about those sweater puppies don’t you Chris?
April 20th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hollar, hollar, hollar, I want more dollars! (not rubbing anything to get them though!)
April 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm