It’s like someone’s been watching my life:

  • No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.
  • People who begin sentences by saying “With all due respect,” are in fact preparing to impart loads of disrespect.
  • There’s a special circle in Hell reserved for those who adjust their rearview mirrors while you wait for their parking space.
  • No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the phrase, “Yeah, right” without sounding sarcastic.

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NB: I have never suffered the first one. Yeah, right.

7 Responses to “Universal Truths”
  1. With all due respect, I will adjust my mirror. Yeah, right. And quit looking at my breasts.

  2. I’ didn’t, I had something in my eye….

  3. :S
    Sorry Chris, English is my second language; I thought quite useful meant “very useful.”
    Back to the parking…yes, there is indeed a circle, the same one Dante placed Judas in!

  4. True.

    Can I ask how you set up those Amazon ads under each post? I did start reading the Amazon help about it, but I kind of lost the will to live. What do you have to do to set it up?

  5. As promised, your blog has been added!

  6. Cheers Oseas, always appreciated.

    Pinksy, I’ll mail you in a bit. I know what you mean….

  7. Cheers for the info Chris, I’ll give it a shot…

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