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Dec
Universal Truths
It’s like someone’s been watching my life:
- No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you are looking at their breasts.
- People who begin sentences by saying “With all due respect,” are in fact preparing to impart loads of disrespect.
- There’s a special circle in Hell reserved for those who adjust their rearview mirrors while you wait for their parking space.
- No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the phrase, “Yeah, right” without sounding sarcastic.
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NB: I have never suffered the first one. Yeah, right.
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December 11th, 2006 at 10:54 am
With all due respect, I will adjust my mirror. Yeah, right. And quit looking at my breasts.
December 11th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
I’ didn’t, I had something in my eye….
December 11th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
:S
Sorry Chris, English is my second language; I thought quite useful meant “very useful.”
Back to the parking…yes, there is indeed a circle, the same one Dante placed Judas in!
December 11th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
True.
Can I ask how you set up those Amazon ads under each post? I did start reading the Amazon help about it, but I kind of lost the will to live. What do you have to do to set it up?
December 11th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
As promised, your blog has been added!
December 11th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Cheers Oseas, always appreciated.
Pinksy, I’ll mail you in a bit. I know what you mean….
December 11th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Cheers for the info Chris, I’ll give it a shot…