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You can never have too many quotes, and the ones here are all top class.

A few examples:

I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you’re blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit

Mitch Hedburg

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree

Spike Milligan

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufresnes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

The genius Mitch again.

George Carlin Quotes

Only The Good Die Young

Never Join A Club

Insurance [P]

Humour with a ‘U’

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