That’s one-liner, and here are some more:
Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? (Unless of course, the lawyer was The Curmudgeon)
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Hundreds more on this site.

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I was thinking how nice this was of you to exempt me in this way… and then I noticed it is rather open ended….