Ever needed to curse someone, but couldn’t quite hit the right note? Next time try:
Woe unto thee, O thou Amalekite dog, for you will go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes!
It works for me. If you don’t like that one, go generate your own at the Biblical Curse Generator.
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Loving this post: http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-many-has-god-killed-complete-list.html
Mmmm, sacrilicious…
I pray thou shalt accidentally insult Goliath, O ye denizen of the underworld!
I love this!!!!
Woe unto thee, thou discourager of the brethren, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
seemed appropriate somehow…….
Woe unto thee, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
One of a couple that worked for me!
We’ve definitely got to work these into conversation somehow…
[...] Sometimes it’s hard to see a real future for reason with people like this in the world. A letter from a nice lady called Alice Shannon, from Soldotna, Kenai Peninsula, Alaska, all about atheists: “Listen, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!” [...]
Woe unto thee, thou child of Jezebel, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
I am still loving this!
Will have to find the Shakespeare insult site i saw ages ago.
Like crunchy sweetened locusts would be so much better….
I would eat them!