I Googled the above, and got:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”?
I’ve heard better, but 75% of the words might get filtered out…
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If you googled this, I’m surprised that you didn’t find a classic Monty Python skit by the same name. The skit involved a WWII-era comic writer who develops the funniest joke and dies reading it. It’s eventually found by his widon, translated word for word by the Government and read to the German armies to kill them in battle. It’s classic Python.