1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
(e) When she is using her teeth.3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
25 more to be read at the Babalu Blog.
I also like the explanation of the difference between showing ‘guts’ or ‘balls’.
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
“BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”
I would never do anything like Rule 10 either….
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I’m afraid I need to draw your attention to a few rule infractions:
rule 8 - in our car the opposite is true, isn’t it sweetie?
rule 10 - oh yes you do!
rule 11 - you do that all the time you big girls blouse!
rule 26 - may I remind you what colour the Matiz you bought was?
rule 28 - please explain this one to Mr. P - then stand back and watch the tears…….
…and Steph would have readers believe that I’m the scary one…
Lies!
You chose the colour of that car…
So Mr P loves Dancing On Ice and dressing in pink…. I blame you
Lol, Balls would be in your Guts if you tried out anything like that!
Just worked out that Alison is your sister!
lol on 2(e)!
These rules are a tad coarse… but on the whole accurate. But whether displaying “balls” or “guts” if I ever pulled anything along either line I would quickly be “deceased.”
Oh yeah
I was laughing in a ‘I wouldn’t dare’ kind of way…
Good stuff. I’m going to have to pass this link around to a few friends for laughs.