At first I thought this was written about me…
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking -
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain

He has never made you cry
Nor hurt you in any way …
Oh, the hell with this stupid poem,
The perfect man is gay !

But now I realise I’m simply the exception to this rule….. ;-)
3 Responses to “The Perfect Man”
  1. a links blog says:

    Your blog has been added. Thank you for participating!

  2. Erika says:

    haha. Happy new year!

  3. Chris says:

    And to you Erika, why are you laughing, hmm?

    Thanks Links, I shall post about you shortly…

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