I like ranting. I especially like people ranting about assholes or indeed ‘douchebags’ (I’m so glad that particular slang hasn’t crossed the atlantic yet - though I have met a few), and when people can rant with humour and style, I’m there, reading, and in the blogz stealing all ur postz. They’ll never know unless someone links to them….

The Douche Blog is ‘a study of douches, and douche-baggery’ and a good job it does to:

 We have crap drivers:

Super Douche

 Politics: ‘Bush gives state of the Union address, ..shot from neck down, stroking a white cat’.

And converstions with his home theatre:

TV
Where have you been?

ANDY
Out.

TV
Out where?

ANDY
I went to Best Buy. What?

TV
You were checking out those
HD TVs!

ANDY
No, baby, I would never….

Lovely. I’m a fan already, go have a read.

5 Responses to “The Douche Blog”
  1. Asara says:

    I seriously need to stop reading your blog while I’m at work. Too much smiling and laughing to explain to my boss. “No, really, Bob, I was just thinking about something else..”

  2. Skittles says:

    I’ll check it out!

  3. Alison says:

    Ranting…I’ll definitely have a look at that then.

  4. Chris says:

    Careful with that explanation Asara…

    See Alison, I told you people like grumpy blogs…

    Hi Skittles!!!

  5. Maggie says:

    LOL. I like the funny ones. Light. I like light

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