- Hmm, throat’s a bit tickly, hope I’m not coming down with anything.
- No, I’ll be fine, that cup of coffee’s made me feel better.
- Oh dear God!, tell the children I loved them, how cruel to die so young!
- Bloody women, don’t understand what is to suffer - she’ll miss me when I’m gone.
- Oh, for the sweet embrace of the tomb, to end this suffering.
- Oh my God! I can’t blog….I can’t sit in front of the PC….it must be terminal!
- I wonder if I can set the PC up next to the bed…..?
- My phlegm output can be measured in barrels a day, will this torture never end?
- I can’t taste anything, not even chocolate. Goodbye cruel world…
- I can’t breathe, but nothing will come out. It must be nose cancer - will no-one take pity on me?
- I am now sure that day-time TV is not supposed to be watched by people capable of dressing themselves.
- Hmm, wonder if my hit-counter’s gone up at all?
- Well, I’ve managed to pull through it through sheer strength of will. It’s a good job I’m so strong…
The above is all fiction you understand….
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LOL! One of the best TTs ever!
I’ve got an odd sort of the flu right now. Maybe it’s a computer virus. Quick! Turn off your PC and detach all cables. Protect yourself!
I just posted a link to this on my blog.
ROTFLMAO!!!
You’ve just described my husband to a perfect T.
Lol ! that’s exactly what I live right now with Mr. Gattino ! All what you have listed is true ! I am thinking of choosing a nice elegant coffin what color would you suggest ? I don’t dare to ask him that wouldn’t be very nice of me ! But, from time to time I have a look on him and so far he is still alive !
“I am now sure that day-time TV is not supposed to be watched by people capable of dressing themselves.” - I’d have to agree. it is mind-numbingly bad, and yet if I’m ever off I do find myself watching it.
yeah, all of that…. sigh
so far so good this year, we started getting the flu shots a few years ago, don’t know if it helped but no problems since. anyway i am scared to say that too loud, jinx and all….
feel better, smiles, bee
OH NO. I hope you don’t have the flu.
Achoo! Chicken Soup.
Funny, funny, funny! One of the best TTs I’ve seen in quite some time.
LMAO!!!!! Fantastic 13
The 6th might kill you:-)
Take care!
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Sunflower
No.6 is deadly!
It’s not deadly if no. 7 works.. so there is hope…
… and no. 7 starts the healing
Me right now..cept it is a cold and not the flu but ooooooh
I wonder how clever you are when you really have the flu. Your poor spouse.
Very funny.
Great TT
I have to agree with them all bar number 4 of course! i am suffering more than you! i have started to see shapes an creatures in my phlegm balls!
A most excellent TT!
TMI about the phlegm!! EW!
very good.
Try drinking tumeric powder to get rid of the flu
Poor baby
men are such babies!!!
laughing
Tumeric powder? :-0
Thanks for your sympathy people, it was a close run thing….
ROFL! That’s hilarious. I think you’ve just spoken for all men everywhere. #6 and #11 really got me laughing - faves.
Sorry you had the flu, um, fictionally of course.
i liked this one , pretty funny even though i couldn’t laugh i hurt all over…and i did put my pc next to me in the bed i have a laptop so i used a milk crate to set it on …ha /ha didn’t get much accomplised cause well i passed out….when i awoke battery was dead bout what i felt like.
Just hang in there Amanda, as long as you keep your computer with you, that’s the important thing!