- Hmm, throat’s a bit tickly, hope I’m not coming down with anything.
- No, I’ll be fine, that cup of coffee’s made me feel better.
- Oh dear God!, tell the children I loved them, how cruel to die so young!
- Bloody women, don’t understand what is to suffer - she’ll miss me when I’m gone.
- Oh, for the sweet embrace of the tomb, to end this suffering.
- Oh my God! I can’t blog….I can’t sit in front of the PC….it must be terminal!
- I wonder if I can set the PC up next to the bed…..?
- My phlegm output can be measured in barrels a day, will this torture never end?
- I can’t taste anything, not even chocolate. Goodbye cruel world…
- I can’t breathe, but nothing will come out. It must be nose cancer - will no-one take pity on me?
- I am now sure that day-time TV is not supposed to be watched by people capable of dressing themselves.
- Hmm, wonder if my hit-counter’s gone up at all?
- Well, I’ve managed to pull through it through sheer strength of will. It’s a good job I’m so strong…
The above is all fiction you understand….
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LOL! One of the best TTs ever!
I’ve got an odd sort of the flu right now. Maybe it’s a computer virus. Quick! Turn off your PC and detach all cables. Protect yourself!
I just posted a link to this on my blog.
ROTFLMAO!!!
You’ve just described my husband to a perfect T.
Lol ! that’s exactly what I live right now with Mr. Gattino ! All what you have listed is true ! I am thinking of choosing a nice elegant coffin what color would you suggest ? I don’t dare to ask him that wouldn’t be very nice of me ! But, from time to time I have a look on him and so far he is still alive !
“I am now sure that day-time TV is not supposed to be watched by people capable of dressing themselves.” - I’d have to agree. it is mind-numbingly bad, and yet if I’m ever off I do find myself watching it.
yeah, all of that…. sigh
so far so good this year, we started getting the flu shots a few years ago, don’t know if it helped but no problems since. anyway i am scared to say that too loud, jinx and all….
feel better, smiles, bee
OH NO. I hope you don’t have the flu.
Achoo! Chicken Soup.
Funny, funny, funny! One of the best TTs I’ve seen in quite some time.
LMAO!!!!! Fantastic 13
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The 6th might kill you:-)
Take care!
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Sunflower
No.6 is deadly!
It’s not deadly if no. 7 works.. so there is hope…
… and no. 7 starts the healing
Me right now..cept it is a cold and not the flu but ooooooh
I wonder how clever you are when you really have the flu. Your poor spouse.
Very funny.
Great TT
I have to agree with them all bar number 4 of course! i am suffering more than you! i have started to see shapes an creatures in my phlegm balls!
A most excellent TT!
TMI about the phlegm!! EW!
very good.
Try drinking tumeric powder to get rid of the flu
Poor baby
men are such babies!!!
laughing
Tumeric powder? :-0
Thanks for your sympathy people, it was a close run thing….
ROFL! That’s hilarious. I think you’ve just spoken for all men everywhere. #6 and #11 really got me laughing - faves.
Sorry you had the flu, um, fictionally of course.
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i liked this one , pretty funny even though i couldn’t laugh i hurt all over…and i did put my pc next to me in the bed i have a laptop so i used a milk crate to set it on …ha /ha didn’t get much accomplised cause well i passed out….when i awoke battery was dead bout what i felt like.
Just hang in there Amanda, as long as you keep your computer with you, that’s the important thing!