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Well, Clarkson’s upset a few more people this time calling Gordon Brown a ‘one-eyed Scottish idiot’.

This has driven all the usual rent-a-quotes into a fit of apoplexy, and will no doubt soon lead to the Daily Mail carpet bombing Television Centre demanding old Jezza’s head and probably that of his first born son too.

The Chief Executive of the Royal National Institutue for the Blind called it ‘unacceptable’.  No, unacceptable is the RNIB having to beg for funds to help blind people, while Gordon and his cronies on both sides of the House sip the finest wines, stuff their fat faces with the best food and carpet their offices with shag pile you sink to your knees in (and I’ve been in there) all at Taxpayers expense.

Scottish Labour part leader Iain Gray joined in and added the hysterical observation that “Most people here are proud that the prime minister is a Scot and believe him to be the right person to get the UK through this global economic crisis.”

Really? Tell me Iain, what’s the climate like on your world and when did you develop inter-reality travel? Most people I speak to (and I live in Scotland) think that Gordon Brown’s a cock, but there you go. Perhaps it means they’re proud.

Still, let’s settle this non-story by addressing the facts:

  1. Gordon Brown has one eye: Check. I didn’t know this, but it explains a lot.
  2. Gordon Brown is Scottish: Yep, but I won’t hold that against the rest of the country.
  3. Gordon Brown’s an idiot? Would an idiot have sold 3/4 of Britain’s gold reserves for peanuts to fund a massive spending spree, further jacked up with massive loans which will take generations to pay off? Ah…..

Jeremy Clarkson 1 – Rentagobs attempting to defelct attention from their own failings 0.

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