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Old, but always good: Pilot Conversations

• From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff line: “I’m f…ing bored!”
  Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!”
  Unknown aircraft: “I said I was f…ing bored, not f…ing stupid!”
• Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”
  TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”
  Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”
• A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following:
  Lufthansa (in German):  “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
  Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
  Lufthansa  (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany . Why must I speak English?”
  Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war!”

Genuine or not, I like them. I also like the Cessna pilot talking to the DC8 crew….

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