Totally offensive, and will probably offend, but if you laugh,smirk or snort you can’t post a complaint! 
Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sexual positions.
The first one said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position most.” “I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’
“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
Go on, I can see your lips crinkle…..
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you know…they were never able to prove which sister gored that cowboy
Riiight. That’s what I call a “dad” joke, as it’s the sort of thing my dad would like.
How does Steph put up with you?
She married above herself Rav….
Cheers Pinksy!
Can’t imagine there was much left Katherine
It’s a struggle Rav’N, a real struggle.
Chris, you know I married way beneath me - someone had to take pity on you