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Poetry In Motion
WOMAN’S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.
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June 26th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
so true you gotta laugh
June 26th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Gawd, this is probably SO true! I love that one.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:10 am
Hahahahahah so funny!
June 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Like the deaf mute part. How about a a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who rides bikes…would help out that large behind.
June 29th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
But can she cook Adam?