Thermal

No, not my blog posts, these:

• Cheerios are donut seeds

• I’m on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.

• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

• We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

• It is always darkest before dawn.. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

• Some people say ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’. I say ‘If you can’t beat them, beat them’, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Literally hundreds more at onnachance.com

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