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Aug
Be Thankful For What You Have
At a nursing home, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains:
“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another contributed.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.
“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive.”
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August 29th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Hah hah hah…that’ll be me!
August 29th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
You think they’re staged, but then you realise: people are that dumb….
August 29th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Yeah they all drive those frakking mobility scooters
August 30th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I think I saw
some of those ol’ gray hairs on vacation this summer…in the fast lane 
August 30th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Did they realise they were there Webduck?
Sounds like bitter experience there Pinksy?
August 31st, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Come to Clifton “seafront”, or just ask Barnze!