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Never Join A Club
That would accept you as a member. Something like that anyway, Groucho Marx was a genius, and you can find a few dozen of his best here.
My favourites:
- “Seven [children]? That many?” She blushed, and said, “Well, I love my husband.” Groucho came back with, “I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.”
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Perhaps the funniest thing on the page is that they’ve spelt his name Graucho….
Lots more quotes linked from there as well.
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January 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I’ve always been a fan….
January 30th, 2007 at 8:42 am
My favourite: “Go, and never darken my towels again!”
January 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am
He had such a fast wit and sense of humor!
January 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
The man was a genius