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Inspired by the Dilbert cartoon, Comedy Corner have gathered together a list of ‘Dilbert-isms’. These are allegedly real comments from Bosses with more shiny suits than brain cells…

• “My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn’t edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected.” (CIO of Dell Computers)
• My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, “That would be better for me.” (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
• “E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.” (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company )

Do make sure you read No.12 on the list. It will make your jaw drop…

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