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Gumtree is a UK based website offering classified ads, kind of like Craigslist I guess.

This was in the Personal Ads:

Hi there, I am trying to find a girl who is interested in role-playing. Basically my fantasy involves a girl coming over to my place, dressing up as bottle of talcum powder (costume provided) and letting me throw shoelaces at her from a large ladder. This will continue for one to two hours or until I run out of shoelaces. During the meeting feel free to speak to me, although be aware that I am unlikely to answer and will probably try and throw the shoelaces into your mouth when you do. There is nothing overtly sexual about the encounter and the only people there will be you, me and possibly my miniature falabella horse, Jub-Jub. After that you are free to leave and if you have enjoyed the experience we can arrange another date. If it really goes well I will let you keep all of the shoelaces that landed directly in your mouth. Sound good? Then get in contact.

All shapes and sizes welcome but please NO WEIRDOS?

Bear that in mind please, NO WEIRDOS!

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