18
Jun
If You Ask A Silly Question
From Craigslist, via Stumble
Some Totally Unrelated PostsI have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
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June 18th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
From Craigslist?
And just exactly what was this guy supposedly selling there?
June 18th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I think they’ve gone way beyond selling things…
June 18th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
this was too funny…..I’ve sent it to my fam and friends….