They wouldn’t have enough to blow their hat off: Overheard In The Office.
Girl: So, I’m really scared because I got jury duty. I don’t want to be in the same room as a criminal.
Paralegal: Well, maybe they’re not a criminal. That’s the point of jury duty.
Girl: But… Aren’t they guilty if they were arrested? I mean, the police don’t just go around arresting people if they’re innocent.?
Coworker #1 : Yo, did y’all know Robert E. Lee was an Aborigine?
Long pause.
Coworker #2: Do you mean ‘abolitionist’?
Coworker #1: Oh, yeah.?
Manager: We are not going to use anyone as an escaped goat.
Lots more where they came from. The well of stupidity never runs dry.
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You haven’t mentioned me lately, so I thought I’d stop by of my own volition. These sound like some of the people I used to work with. Very funny!
I had another comment but now I’m just laughing at Bobby’s. He’s such a whore
That’s one of my favorite web site to go for things like that.
Bobby is such a link-tart, he’s shameless. Just for that, I’m going to send him an email….
Hi Carol & Skittles – these things are just too silly to be made up aren’t they? – Real stupidity is always stranger than fiction.
Skittles! Bobby is not a whore, he’s way too high class. He’s an escort at the very least
Chris, I think I have worked with these people. In fact I am positive I have.
Just paying you a visit to wish you a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year,hope everything goes ok for you and your family in 2007.
Grumpy Dave.
Bobby, the link courtesan? (Wonder if he’s glad we’re talking about him now?)
Hi Starrlight, nice to see you here – we must have shared an office then, or is stupidity world-wide?
Thanks Grumpy Dave, and to you too.
I don’t much appreciate the comments…but I do appreciate the links…yippee yahoo!
Blame Skittles! She started it! (points finger, then runs)