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Apr 14 2007

I Can’t Pass The Bar

Posted by: Chris in Humour

Without taking a drink . Boom etc.

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one

Four fonts walk into a bar
The barman says “Oi - get out! We don’t want your type in here”

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

:mrgreen:

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11 Responses to “I Can’t Pass The Bar”
  1. Claire says: April 16th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    Lol! Just thought you would like to know that i have put you in the hottest daddy category!
    webduck already nominated you for best blog.

  2. Rav`N says: April 16th, 2007 at 2:05 am

    *lol* Jad would love that last one. he struggles with dyslexia. I wrote him something once that had the word “sliver” in it and he spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell the sentence “a silver of light shining down the mine shaft” meant.

  3. Chris says: April 16th, 2007 at 10:05 am

    :shock: But you don’t know what I look like Claire…. I could be Goatse! Sorry, just had to put that image back in your head :twisted: (For those of you who don’t know what Goatse is, do NOT Google it-YHBW)

    Rav :mrgreen:

  4. Claire says: April 16th, 2007 at 11:25 am

    URGHHH!! i almost want to google it again.
    Hey with kids that lovely, you cant be a hound of hell, unless they are adopted?

    So put your badges up!lol!

  5. Kai says: April 16th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    I am resisting the urge to Google that….

    I agree with Claire - your kids are adorable! Sooner or later you’ll have to post a pic!

  6. The Curmudgeon says: April 16th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Oooops. I didn’t mention this latest candidacy in my Blogger’s Choice roundup.

    But I didn’t know — honest!

  7. Claire says: April 16th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    He didn’t mention it because he is your competition!lol.

  8. Chris says: April 16th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Bloggers Choice? I shall have to visit….

    Actually there’s a couple of pics of me on the web, but I’m not telling you where…..

  9. Claire says: April 16th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Yes bloggers choice off you go!

    Porn sites?

  10. Chris says: April 17th, 2007 at 12:23 am

    In your dreams Claire :twisted:

  11. goldcoaster says: April 17th, 2007 at 4:45 am

    A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one..
    Love it :)

    http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com

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