Thermal

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner “How much?”, and the owner replies “$100 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it”.
The guy says, “Keep the story”, and buys the rat.

As he’s walking down the street he notices two  rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, “Ah!, so you’re back for the story!”.

The guys says, “No, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?”

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