24
Oct
He Could Eat An Apple Through A Picket Fence
So of course, he would make a good bottle opener:

Poor old Ronaldinho…
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October 24th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Thanks for the Wiki link so I could verify my guess that the person portrayed was a soccer player. Would he be permitted to bite the ball with those choppers? He might be able to carry it some distance….
And speaking of distance… I heard that our soccer season is ended and Mr. Posh Spice failed to lead his team into the whatever playoffs they have. Do you take him and Mrs. Posh Spice back now?
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Please?
October 24th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
No.
Never.
Poor ol’ Becks really made a mistake moving to MLS, and there’s only one person to blame. That stick thin deluded clothes horse that he married….
October 24th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Hilarious
. Could really like it for opening.
October 25th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
How do you open his mouth though? There must be a button.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:14 am
Cool! This would make a great present for my beer-drinking buddies.