“HEALTH experts were last night told to ‘go f*** themselves’ after advising consumers to give up bacon.The Department of Health in London was under siege yesterday as a mob chanted ‘death to the men in white coats’ and ‘whoever defames the pig should be executed’.”
So says The Daily Mash and who are we to argue? I’m not going to doubt the veracity of their argument, and you should read the article to make up your own mind, but my take on all of these health scares is that we are all going to die some day, so we may as well take as many pigs with us as possible. Because they’re so tasty.
Come on - even vegetarians like bacon 
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That’s cruel posting this at lunchtime, I really want a crispy bacon sarnie with HP sauce now….
I think they’re telling porkies.
“Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.”
Hmmmmmm. I was going to make some snide remark about how soon enough some idiot bureaucrat will decide it is necessary to ban bacon because eating pork in public would be offensive to certain ethnic groups….
And then I read that sentence.
I’m going home now for some bacon.
*lol* I hope you read The Onion as well.
lovely, I like thiis part …and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable