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George Carlin Quotes
What do you expect from a title like that?
- The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
- Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
- Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
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May 16th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Mm, I think 43 suits me, and 44 suits Pat
May 16th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I am so about that religion thing and the man in the sky. I wonder what Jerry Falwell is experiencing right this minute.
May 17th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Let’s hope it hurts, whatever it is. There’s enough hatred & bile in the world without scum like him adding to it.