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Funny Monday
An oxymoron if ever I’ve been accosted by one….
Rose sets the challenge to find something funny, and this weeks theme is ‘Birthday’. Post up yours & leave a comment on Rose’s blog.
It was a struggle for my mind to settle on something not offensive to 90% of the population, but this made me smile:
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”
At least he tried…..
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January 15th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
ROFL when searching for jokes I found this one so sorry to say I heard it before you posted it, but it is a good one. Thank you for taking part in funny monday. Let me know if you will be taking part each week and I’ll add you to the blog roll.
January 15th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
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January 15th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I’ll certainly attempt to Rose, but you may have to remind me…. (Goldfish have better recall than….what was I talking about?)
January 15th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Well, obviously I’ve missed the chance to become the 1000th commentor:-(
Congratulations! 5000 visitors. That is quite an achievement!
I like your blog:-)
I will Exercise for Comments!
Sunflower
January 15th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Sure I’ll drop by after Monday and remind you to take part in Funny Monday. The topic birthday was not easy. I should of posted a pic of the time my husband lit my mother’s birthday cake on fire. Now that was funny.
January 15th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
January 16th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Did I say after Monday? My good God, I meant every Monday. Opps!
January 16th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Me again! i did this, also found the page where you got yours from!
January 16th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Do you mind Claire, mine was an original…
It’s OK Rose, with all the differing timezones I’ve no idea where (or when) I am anyway…
Thanks Sunflower! It’s a benefit of being a ’spammer’….
January 16th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Do I need to watch out for any surprises today then? ;op
January 16th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Steph: You’re cooking dinner! SURPRISE!
January 16th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
In that case, your dinner is in the dog, the dog’s in the oven, and who the hell knows where the kids are (though I’m guessing the dishwasher again?)
;op
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:50 am
Don’t forget it’s Monday.