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Jan 17 2007

For Any Pet Owners Out There

Posted by: Chris in Humour

Be sure to check out this post on Crunchy Carpets blog: HaHa My Mom Sent This.

Selected excerpts from a letter to pets:

  • The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
    Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help
    because I fall faster than you can run.
  • The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s
    behind. I cannot stress this enough!
  • I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
    sorry about this.

:-)

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3 Responses to “For Any Pet Owners Out There”
  1. Rose says: January 17th, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    These are cute.

  2. crunchy carpets says: January 19th, 2007 at 5:58 am

    Thanks for the link..the nascar one is very true in our house..we need crash pads at the bottom of the stairs.

    And yeah…don’t talk about the bed.

    I was diagonal last night wedged between the dogs ass and my son’s feet.

    husband gave up and slept in Adam’s bed.

  3. Chris says: January 19th, 2007 at 10:49 am

    I have many ‘happy’ memories of sleeping wedged between 3 cats….

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