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Well, you’ve come to the wrong blog then. Best get over to My Little Sisters Jokes. (No, not my sister it’s the name of the site…well thats not my fault is it?)

Some good ones there including:

… the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.

There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late, and you’re still not ready?”

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life …

…  the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.  The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

And some tips for a better life:

• Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know.
• Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Tons more on the site.

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