This is good. This is very good.
Joe gets a job at Walmart, and eager to please, falls for all the pranks his redneck co-workers throw at him, until he learns what’s going on, ignores them and gets on with his own job. The co-workers don’t like this, and frame Joe for stock theft, for which he gets fired.
But Joe worked in the electronics department. Joe knows the passwords to all of the computers, and how to lock the display TV’s onto a single channel. Joe also knows there’s a spare telephone line which would allow him to hijack the store announcement system. Joe has a plan….
The Wal-Mart prank is well worth a read, especially the payoff as his beautifully constructed plan begins to unfold before his horrified ex-coworkers eyes…. 
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It’s a funny story — a bit over the top, but funny.
And the author will surely pass the ’self-esteem’ assessment. Remember the words he puts in his friend’s mouth:
“Dude, you didn’t do anything. These are simple people who are not worthy of your hatred. You don’t belong in a job like Wal-Mart. Everyone knows it. One day, you will become a famous writer and amass a huge following. People will adore you and statues will be erected in your honor. A car will be named after you. You will eventually evolve into pure energy and understand the true nature of God.”
I’ll be people talk to you like that all the time, don’t they, Chris?
I trust you bow before entering this blog C?
Or cross yourself, it’s all good…
I curtsy.
Very respectfully.