To which the correct reply should be: “No, it’s all the cake you stuff into your face every day”.
Some more choice words for those husbands/boyfriends amongst you with suicidal tendencies….
- “Define ‘fat.’”
- “Whoa! A talking couch!!”
- ”Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker,
so things balance out.”
Lots more here, along with tons more stuff a mile down the page that I never red. Scroll at your own risk….
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One usually safe answer (if you can’t quickly leave the room without being noticed — or run away faking a nose bleed) is: “What do you think?”
This must be said in an interested, conversational way, without any trace of sarcasm or reproach. And by all means do not preface this with “I don’t know.”
Strange as this may seem, gentlemen, that is a better answer than a simple “No.” Because if you say, “no” she may say…
You said that too fast. You think I do look fat in this…. and then she’ll start crying.
– or –
You didn’t even look at me! You’re just saying this to stay out of trouble… in which case, of course, brother, you’re in deep trouble.
I did like one of the suggested answers at the linked site, though: 11> “No hablo ingles.”
Although she may see through that.
I NEVER wear dresses…so it is the sweat pants that make me look fat, and dumpy, and lazy, and goofy, and grumpy, but certainly not “dwarfy”.
Dopey?
The nosebleed doesn’t work for me Curmudgeon, I favour open windows…
It will be interesting to see what your female readers have to say about this one….
I’m sure they’ll be fine…
I’m sure there won’t be any trouble either.
But if you suddenly get a strong whiff of tar or see torches coming toward the house in the night…. RUN!
Wow
, lol 
, Those are really hilarious 
. But I definetly DON’T want someone to say that to me 
but, that would be funny lol. 