Coffee
Love Coffee by Ahmed Rabea

Did you hear the one about the girl who managed to over-dose on coffee?

Seriously, she was working in a cafe, and managed to drink seven double-espressos in one shift. I love coffee, but I’m not overly fond of espresso, so how she managed it I’m not sure, but she did and was left drenched in sweat, laughing, crying and hyper-ventilating. It’s a bit like watching Arsenal play football then.

Apparently you can kill yourself drinking coffee, but you’d need to put away around 200 cups of instant coffee in a single day, which is going some even for my wife. I think I’ll stick to my caramel macchiato….

3 Responses to “Coffee Buzz”
  1. I ordered an Espresso once, and felt entirely robbed. ‘Er Indoors found it highly hilarious, since she knew what to expect. I didn’t, and it was vile to boot.

  2. this wouldn’t be the most pleasant way to die! lol

  3. There are worse ways….

    Skytower, my first espresso experience was much the same - “What’s this? A thimble?”. And it does taste revolting….

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