There’s only one way to find out - figh…. oh wait that’s Harry Hill’s line.
Seriously I do find Beaver very attractive and asses have their place, but really I’m a boobies man. Can’t say I’ve ever been interested in cock all that much though, I was never confused - they’re just not very nice looking.
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At first glance at this title in my reader I figured it was Claire up to her old SEO tricks again!
That is one clever site - all about cocks, Boobies, Asses, Beavers and Pussies.
Claire owns it, I’m sure of it!
What interests me is HOW you find these sites. I mean, do you just Google those words. Surely you didn’t Stumble it?
Ahahaha
Why did you think of me kai?

Although i quite good at Cock Manipulation
Stumble is a broad church Carol!
Claire, I’ve heard those stories too, and like Kai as soon as I saw the site I thought of you.
Well I aim to please the perverted
Courting a Cock was a Godsend, really. Great article, Chris.
I like to make sure all you ladies know what you’re doing when handling cocks, they can be quite dangerous you know….
Lol, Claire definitely does not own my site
I’m glad to hear you guys got a chuckle from it though 
I created the site both as a test to see how Google would treat it and in the vain hope that I could get some advertising revenue from accidental google searches and from viral links. Unfortunately Google hates it and I’ve only made a pitance from it accordingly. I think Google has pinged me with a duplicate content penalty as most of the text and images were acquired from freebie sources.
I have picked up a little traffic from Stumbleupon lately though so feel free to stumble the site if you want help keep it afloat.
Random factoid: Most of my meagre Google traffic comes from the search phrases “Pussy flap” and “Pussy flaps”!
HAHAHA! That had made my day
Truly it is the end of days……
A quality site sir & i salute you!
Already stumbled 
I have stumbled it too
Jeepers! My traffic has hit the roof! At this rate my host will suspend me. My cheapo US$10/month hosting account is now serving ~4000 pages/day. Thanks for the stumbles
I’m off to find a bigger host now. Chow
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