Seems like even Santa’s not immune from risk assessments & red tape: Santas Visit application (pdf)
Please Note: You better not pout, you better not cry, you better be good, I’m telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town, and he hasn’t got much time. To assist in the efficient processing of all children’s requests please fill in this form clearly and truthfully because, he does know.

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Ho ho, I might have to steal that!
Surely that should have be Ho ho ho….
Come on, the jokes on your site aren’t much better