Thermal

A few years ago I was flying home from a job, and whether or not the cabin crew on the EasyJet flight were drunk, had quit,? or were just happy I’ll never know. But I’d never heard anything like it.

Announcement: “If you look to the front, you’ll see the smiling face of Jane. She has to smile, because since her plastic surgery, her face can’t do anything else”

“Peter will be serving drinks tonight. If you’re male, and between 18-25, he may dispense something else for you.”

On a particularly heavy landing: “Please send your chiropractors bill to the Captain, he’s used to it.”

“I’d like to thank you for flying EasyJet tonight: We appreciate you have a choice, but you’re obviously all just cheap.”

It went on all flight, & I felt sure a camera crew were going to appear at the end. What put me in mind of this was this post at Indiatimes: Some examples below.

• After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”

• In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.

• Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”

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