Thermal

For they shall inherit everybody’s IT problems.

• When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
• Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
• When the printer won’t print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.

More tales of woe at Geek of the Day. I love IT problems (as long as they’re not mine). There’s no smugness like geek smugness.

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