Wait for all the screaming Apple fanboys to protest. I’m no Microsoft apologist, but if they came up with a product this expensive, yet so functionally inadequate, you’d never hear then end of it from the muesli-knitting, goatee-wearing Mac brigade.
In all the (mostly critical) articles I’ve read about this high tec brick, the most common defence from the Apple-opolgists is; “Yeah, but you wait for the next version, it will have all those features and more! And be extra shiny!”.
Right, so why buy this one, and are you now finally admitting that Apple have been siphoning cash out of your wallet for years with upgrades that could have gone in the original product?
(Are you impressed that I made it this far without referencing its name to female sanitary wear? Whoops……)