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A Shot In The Dark
An 85 year old man is at the doc’s having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “Never better!” he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story…
I know a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him.”
“That’s impossible !” said the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that beaver.”
“Exactly.”
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March 19th, 2007 at 4:29 am
Yep, that dog ain’t gonna hunt.
March 19th, 2007 at 6:05 am
*lol* poor old guy
March 19th, 2007 at 9:30 am
March 19th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Wait, I don’t see what … oooh! I get it!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 am
Man, it would have been better if i got it right away. But fairly good, although i doubt anyone would be sharp enough to figure out the riddle of the umbrella and the beaver without a pause. So a bit unrealistic. I was overfocused on that too. Nitpicking aside, made me laugh pretty hard.
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:44 am
March 26th, 2007 at 2:16 am
ROFL PONED UR “BRIDE IS HAVING AN AFAIR AND
U R en’t the FAJA
March 26th, 2007 at 8:59 am