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Jun 12 2007

A Guide To Life

Posted by: Chris in Humour, Life

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
You should compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, then caress her and after she’s finished asking you what you’re after continue to love her, stroke her, tease her (but not too much or physical violence may ensue). If you’re really serious you should comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her lots of money… more than that… keep going.. wine & dine her, buy things for her (money again!), listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

Are we easy to please or what? :mrgreen:

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5 Responses to “A Guide To Life”
  1. Alison says: June 12th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Yep :razz:

  2. Melissa says: June 13th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    Sounds easy enough.

  3. Rav`N says: June 13th, 2007 at 1:10 am

    Mine’s a little more expensive. I’d have to bring top shelf stuff like Jack Daniels :P

  4. Chris says: June 13th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    I wondered what top shelf stuff you meant for a second :twisted:

  5. Edward Wolf says: June 17th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    So true!

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