
I’m not joking either. The woman’s obsessed with cleaning, her house is antiseptic, and the cushions get plumped as you lean forward for a cup of tea. Actually, it’d make her day to deep cleanse our kitchen, but I’m getting quite attached to the mould under the fridge, I’ve named him Marvin…..




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Hmmmmm. The comments should be interesting on this one. I wonder who you’ll be in the most trouble with for this….
Not with me! You don’t know the half of it………
I’m sure you wouldn’t even have to offer
She just thinks the internet is a ‘series of tubes’….