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Feb 02 2007

A Disturbance In Your Pants?

Posted by Chris in Humour

Some people are creative geniuses: 25 Lines from Star Wars improved by substituting the word ‘pants’.

Includes:

  1. That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!
  2. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
  3. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

My God, my sides hurt, they are so good. Bear in mind as well that in the UK, pants means boxer shorts etc. so it’s even better.

:-D

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15 Responses to “A Disturbance In Your Pants?”
  1. Steph says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Let’s face it, you’re undwear obsessed aren’t you??

  2. Steph says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Ok I meant underwear – I’m obviously working too hard…….

  3. Asara says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    HAHAHA!!!
    Awesome :) I got an email once that had a bunch of lines from Star Wars, and was about how dirty they are when taken out of context. Such as “I don’t care what you smell, just get in there!”

  4. Skittles says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    I’m glad you spelled come right..

  5. Alison says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Like me, Steph!

  6. Steph says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    You wouldn’t know the meaning of the word Alison!! You’re at your desk reading those books you just bought (go on, deny it!)

  7. The Curmudgeon says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Anybody who starts talking about a disturbance in my pants is going to get a belt in the mush.

  8. Alison says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I Deny it! (I’m web surfing)

  9. Alison says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    …and believe me I don’t want to know about anyone’s disturbances, thank you ;-)

  10. Steph says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    I always was disturbed by Chris’ lack of pants…..

  11. Alison says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  12. Chris says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Bloody spammers, I’m going to ban the lot of you….

    ;-)

  13. Asara says:
    February 2, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Augh.. they’re catching up to me! Must find something to comment on.. ;)

  14. Steph says:
    February 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    What a way to talk about your nearest and dearest! We’re just showing our support for you…….and avoiding our work ;op

  15. Maggie says:
    February 2, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Sick

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