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50 Facts About Men
They’re all untrue!!! 50 ‘facts by Rita Rudner:
- Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
- Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.
- Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.
- Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it prays to recycle.
- Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sport on television, he thinks that if he concentrates it can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
- If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.
- Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
- Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
- All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
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February 15th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Yup, give a man a Weber and he has the gift of fire and can do anything. Ug! You, cavewoman, go get Mog a BBQ mop.
February 15th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
That is so funny but true
I will Exercise for Comments!
Sunflower
February 16th, 2007 at 12:51 am
I know all to well with the camera about men taking bathroom pics. LOL
February 16th, 2007 at 1:43 am
Hahah. Love it.
February 16th, 2007 at 5:53 am
All of them are true…especially 2 and 6 of the first ten.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Men barbeque because they can tell when the food’s done — if it’s totally charred it must be done, right? And “element of danger”? Have you ever tried to take something out of the oven?
Women reach in bare handed and prod whatever’s there — “No, not quite,” they’ll say and come back in a minute — prod again — “OK, looks about right.” Then they grab a dish towel, pull the item out of the oven and set it on the table or counter to cool in one smooth motion and without injury.
Contrast to the male being asked to check on the progress of something in the oven: First, we gear up — oven mitts on both hands. We peer inside the oven and see… nothing that tells us, one way or the other, whether the item is really done. “I can’t tell,” we say which results in an exasperated harrumph from the next room. “Give it a minute and then take it out. That should do it,” we’re told.
Even from the next room they can see what’s in the oven better than we can.
The minute passes — men set the timer just to be sure — and we try again. With both oven mitts on, and crouching back to avoid any unintentional conduct, we gingerly remove the item. While looking for a safe place to deposit same, we invariably burn ourselves, precautions notwithstanding….
Nope, not buying no. 1 — and bathroom pictures? Ick.
Well, maybe exiting from the shower….
February 16th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Thought you’d all appreciate this
Curmudgeon, I agree: I love that sensation of opening a very hot oven in an otherwise cold kitchen, and your eyeballs steam up - now that’s adrenaline rushes for you :8
I’m afraid I have to admit to a series of bathroom pictures in my lifetime….
Hmm, next Wordless Wednesday?