Posted by: Chris in Internet

Well, this would certainly make me slow down:
“Danish road safety officials have come up with a novel way of warning motorists about the dangers of speeding - by using topless blonde women.”
It’s a video on the web allegedly for the education of young male drivers, and apparently 50% of those who viewed said it made them think more about the dangers of speeding…yeah right.
Bu what about something for the ladies?
“Asked if the council would consider using a man exposing his bottom to appeal to speeding women drivers, Ms Pauli said: “Maybe. We’ll see.”
Well,I don’t want to speak for you, but I’m guessing that a random guy flashing his toast-rack at you is not likely to make you slow down - quite the opposite?
From BBC News
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I told my wife it wasn’t me eating the cakes - it was the cake pixies…..
More of this art can be found at Minimiam. Be warned, it a trendy Web ‘2.5′ bleeding edge site, that as a consequence is very annoying to navigate through.
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Posted by: Chris in Humour

This is what children need…a healthy dose of reality! (Or maybe not). More twisted covers at Hotdogwater.com.
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That was horrible! My host’s database servers have been down since I got up, and I have been suffering severe withdrawal symptoms!They have informed me that the maintenance? will continue until Monday 27th, so there may be more ups&downs before this is over
Thanks for coming back…
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| You Belong in the UK |
Blimey!
A little proper, a little saucy.
You’re so witty and charming…
No one notices your curry breath |
I always wondered where these little quizzes came from. Now I know. Are we known for curry breath in the UK? I thought it was more for bad teeth, perpetual fog and eating babies in the war of independence (thanks Mel). How do you score?
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Posted by: Chris in Internet
This blog is written using Wordpress, and until I started, I knew very little
about it. It has actually been dead easy to do, although I had a little prior
experience in FTP, editing code etc. from constructing my other website.
But, if you want to start your own blog, you should have a go; there are several
things you will need first:
- Webspace, which provides an SQL database. I use Awardspace, which has a good free package, with 1 database included.
- FTP Client: For mass transfer of files to your webspace. I use Filezilla which is free, and very easy to get to grips with.
- A copy of Wordpress from here. All free.
Although the Wordpress install guide & codex are pretty clear, it would also be
worth having a read of this free eBook from the OptiNiche blog. Clear and to the
point, you’ll see how easy it is to do.
Now all you need is a subject to blog about, although that hasn’t stopped me
yet…
For those of you who already blog, do you use Wordpress? Do you like it? Any advice? Comment away…
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A scene from my life. Scarily thanks to Amazon, I know my first internet purchase: Midnight Falcon by David Gemmell - What was yours?
See more of these comics on The Joy Of Tech
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Is there a finer pastime than microwaving random objects? I don’t think so:MicrowaveCam.Com

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I’m not a huge fan of consoles, but have to admit that the controller for the hilariously named Wii from Nintendo is a pretty cool idea. However, beware the consequences of reckless use…

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