Polite ways to say someone’s stupid:
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
8. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination plate.
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Few bricks short of a load, few sandwiches short of picnic – the old ones are the best
Now I understand what they are telling me! Damn, I thought these things meant I was popular.
The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
The lights are on, but nobody’s home.
Dumber than a box of rocks (better rhyme).
If brain cells were nickles he couldn’t make change for a dime….
This could go on for quite a while… if only I were smart enough to come up with more.
Stupidity is one well that will never run dry….
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.
Classic:
He’s 99 cents short of a dollar.
OR
He’s 51 cards short of a deck.